If you weren't real i would make you up
abandonedography:

Old house leaning on it’s last limbs, Rick Craig

abandonedography:

Old house leaning on it’s last limbs, Rick Craig

sarahreesbrennan:

jesuisbavarde:

marry me

Oooh Mr Darcy.

this only means something if you have read #fortunatelythemilk  but it made me smile. #splod #gaiman

this only means something if you have read #fortunatelythemilk but it made me smile. #splod #gaiman

fishingboatproceeds:

hollybailey:


Cattle ranchers on Tuesday found a wet, nearly naked man hiding from extreme weather in a guitar case near the town of Muskogee, cold but alive. The man claims he was walking from Gore to Checotah, a distance of over 25 miles, in order to meet a woman. The freezing conditions were not a surprise; the entire state has been on ice since last week. Nevertheless, he set off.
Along the way, he apparently got lost and fell through an icy pond, after which he stripped off his wet and freezing clothes. The man then realized that it can get pretty cold when you’re standing in an icy forest in nothing but a pair of soggy boxer shorts, so he logically decided to spend the night in his guitar case.
He was found the next morning by a couple tending their cattle. They called authorities and found the shed clothes, which by then had frozen solid. He was treated and released upon the world to make more questionable decisions.

Ahh, Oklahoma. (Naked Oklahoma Man Found Alive Inside Guitar Case via Gawker)

This is a very interesting story that fails to answer the most important question: Small man or large guitar case?

fishingboatproceeds:

hollybailey:

Cattle ranchers on Tuesday found a wet, nearly naked man hiding from extreme weather in a guitar case near the town of Muskogee, cold but alive. The man claims he was walking from Gore to Checotah, a distance of over 25 miles, in order to meet a woman. The freezing conditions were not a surprise; the entire state has been on ice since last week. Nevertheless, he set off.

Along the way, he apparently got lost and fell through an icy pond, after which he stripped off his wet and freezing clothes. The man then realized that it can get pretty cold when you’re standing in an icy forest in nothing but a pair of soggy boxer shorts, so he logically decided to spend the night in his guitar case.

He was found the next morning by a couple tending their cattle. They called authorities and found the shed clothes, which by then had frozen solid. He was treated and released upon the world to make more questionable decisions.

Ahh, Oklahoma. (Naked Oklahoma Man Found Alive Inside Guitar Case via Gawker)

This is a very interesting story that fails to answer the most important question: Small man or large guitar case?

John, what is your opinion on The Picture of Dorian Gray?

fishingboatproceeds:

It never gets old.

neil-gaiman:

I think this is my favourite photo with me in. (Not, please note, my favourite photo of me.)
He’s starting to get old. I wish dogs aged at the same speed that we do.
Photo by Kimberly Butler. She calls it “Unconditional Love”.

neil-gaiman:

I think this is my favourite photo with me in. (Not, please note, my favourite photo of me.)

He’s starting to get old. I wish dogs aged at the same speed that we do.

Photo by Kimberly Butler. She calls it “Unconditional Love”.

neil-gaiman:

What Twitter is actually for.

neil-gaiman:

What Twitter is actually for.

funkysafari:

Horned Owl, Saskatchewan
by Robert Postma

Fine owl.

funkysafari:

Horned Owl, Saskatchewan

by Robert Postma

Fine owl.

neil-gaiman:

shooting-stetsons:

this might be my favorite picture on the whole internet

Mine too.

neil-gaiman:

shooting-stetsons:

this might be my favorite picture on the whole internet

Mine too.